Doubleclick.

Mother: I can't get the pictures to open.

Me: Oh. You have to double click.

Mother: Click . . . . . . . . click. It still isn't working. I think the internet is broken.

Me: . . .

Maybe he has a point.

Brother: We are so different.

Me: Not really. We just subscribe to different subcultures.

Brother: . . .

Me: Our styles aren't unique, really. Your's is the urban gangsta and mine is hippy.

Brother: We are so different.